What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 04:31

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Next, they tried...

Then came..

'I was shocked': Melbourne man's 'unbelievable' find after buying house - SBS Australia

Catatonics & High Colonics

Thumbs down again.

Still no good.

How did it feel to take your first gay BBC?

No, not a chance

So, the docs changed it to read

There's A Cancer Screening People In Their 30s Should Do That Can Dramatically Lower Your Risk Of Dying - HuffPost

Unacceptable again!

Just Forget it!

Hysterias & Posteriors

An old Capitol Hill troublemaker is trying to clinch a megabill deal - Politico

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Loons and Moons

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Nuts and Butts

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Minds and Behinds

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Scientists Crack 30-Year Mystery Behind “Holy Grail” Cancer Drug - SciTechDaily

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Still no good

Georgia-Alabama game time, TV Network among those announced by ESPN - DawgNation

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

They put up a sign reading

Freaks and Cheeks

Sega Throws Shade At Mario Kart While Showing Off Sonic Racing: Crossworlds - Kotaku

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No way

Why do some people hesitate to say 'I love you' even after their partners have said it first? How can one interpret this behavior from their loved ones?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No go.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

In your opinion, what is the worst rock band in history and why do you think they gained a large following?

share office space ...

Everyone loved it.

So they tried

What is the best case of “You just picked a fight with the wrong person” that you've witnessed?